JESUS LOVES YOU don't bang the door

Taxis wear their bumper stickers on the inside. Here are a few gems.
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JESUS LOVES YOU DON'T BANG THE DOOR. The logic behind this one tickles, it really does. How many times do I have to slam the door before Jesus puts his foot down and I fall out of favour?

ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST. I sat under this bumper sticker the whole way home one day, smiling. I must have freaked a whole lot of black guys out. It's because I have a disarming smile.

90% OF G-STRING WOMAN LOVE YOU FOR YOUR MONEY. It's true, you know... Can't trust them G-string women as far as you can cart them, day after weary day, in a South African white taxi.

or: SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING G-STRING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING: Presumably the same message as stated above, but translated.

A WOMEN ARE LIKE A ROAD. TOO MANY DANGEROUS CURVES. Another plea for world-wide mysogeny, with a bit of old skool English dragged along for the ride.

NO HEAVY WEIGHTS IN THE FRONT SEAT. Sound advice. I've seen these mamas, dude... the taxi tilts like one way.

DON'T BRING R20 R50 R100 IN THE MORNING. Don't bring 5c either... rather chuck these out on the ground for someone like myself to find.

EVERYONE HAS TO PAY, EVEN THOSE WHO KNOW ME (Heita da, majita my bra') No free rides, no free lunches. No more free toys with every Happy Meal.

and finally... I MAY BE A TAXI DRIVER SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING BUT THE HELL WITH YOU I PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE. Tru dat... a litte bit of roadkill never hurt anyone.


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